We don’t always see
each other.
But we will always be
there for one another.
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Love is like a
bridge with two hearts.
It may be fine but
it strongest more than ISPAT.
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At present I have attacked
a strong disease.
I cannot think, I
cannot sleep, I cannot read.
My parents have
become very worried.
But doctor cannot diagnosis
my diseases.
But I could understand
I have fallen in love.
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She told me your
lover more than very nice.
I asked fresh
morning why you are so charming?
He told me your
lover more than very charming.
Then I asked my
lover why you are so nice and charming ?
She told me you
love me for this reason I am nice and charming
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If you are sky.
I will be earth.
If you are flower.
I will be bee.
If you are mind.
I will be body.
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When you love me my
heart goes to zoom zoom.
When you kiss me my
heart goes to convert with your heart.
When you hate me my
heart goes to kick your heart.
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In a practical exam
Examiner showed
legs of bird and said the bird name?
Examiner: you are
failed. What is your name?
You see my legs and
tell me my name.
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Lover is sitting in
a field.
Girl says No
darling not all this before marriage.
Boy: Don’t worry I
am already married.
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Which one of us was
the stupid?
I told him everyone
knows that.
Also everybody say
I am good boy so you can imagine it.
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A boy goes to see a
dance.
His mother ask him
with angry.
Did you see
anything there that.
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If you fall in sea
there is a boat.
But if you fall in
love there is a no hope.
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I am in hospital
now.
Doctor told me I
will be dying, if I stop receiving your love
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Because our love
password is I LOVE YOU.
If you say anybody,
he will hack you from me.
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Love is just like
life.
Does not always bring
happiness.
Sometimes it gives
deep sorrow.
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Love
me but never leave me.
Hit
me but never hate me.
Remember
me but never forget me.
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It
means forgiveness never forgetting.
It
means the memories last even if contact is lost.
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For
every hour I need U.
For
every minute I feel U.
For
every second I want U.
Forever
I love U.
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Lives
rely on Love.
Loves
rely on trust.
Hearts rely only on
you
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Love
is like is a stapler pin.
It
is easy to attach but hard to detach.
It
creates a bond with 2 hearts.
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Sprite
is sprite.
Love
is Sharp.
If
you fall so deep you will be blind
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Roses
are red.
Red
is blood.
Blood
for hearts.
Heart
Only for you.
And
you are only for me.
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Gang of blood
eater broke a bank, but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine... happily they drink and left next day headline *** Braking News *** "Blood Bank Robbed" |
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poppy in my eye,
I don't worry
I don't
cry,
I'm just happy that cows can't fly! |
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Nurse To Patient With Bleeding Head- Ur Name
Patient- Santa Nurse- Birth Date Patient- 28/Feb/88 Nurse- Married Patient- No, Car Accident.. |
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Girl friend is a "CHIPS" very tasty..
Lover is a "PIZZA" very hot and spicy.. But Wife is a "KHICHURI" good 4 health but no taste... |
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*** Romance Calculation ***
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Doting Woman = Affair Booby Man + Smart Woman = Marriage Booby Man + Doting Woman = Pregnancy |
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I have lots of
jokes in my memory,
But I can’t send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I’m sending you just 1 joke . . . “You are so beautiful”
That’s why I love u.
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ALLAH made us
body parts for a reason.
Eyes: 2 look at u Hands: 2 pray for u
Fingers: 2 touch
u
Mind: 2 remember you Heart: 2 miss you and… Legs: 2 kick you if u ever forget me!! |
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Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:- because after some days I will lose u |
For everyday, I miss you.
For every hour, I need you.
For every minute I feel you.
For every second, I want you.
Forever every moment I love you.
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Life is a story written by Gods
hand.
I do not know how you got into my
story?
But I pray you stay in it,
Until God writes my last chapter.
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