FUNNY SMS FOR LAUGH

In a practical exam Examiner showed legs of bird and said the bird name? Student: I don’t know. Examiner: you are failed. What is your name? You see my legs and tell me my name.

Lover is sitting in a field. Boy tries to kiss the girl. Girl says No darling not all this before marriage. Boy: Don’t worry I am already married.

My boss asked me 2day. Which one of us was the stupid? I told him everyone knows that. Also everybody say I am good boy so you can imagine it.

A boy goes to see a dance. His mother ask him with angry. Did you see anything there that. Boy yes I saw dad in dance.

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MINDBLOWING LOVE SMS

If you fall in sea there is a boat. If you are fall in well there is hope. But if you fall in love there is a no hope.

I am in hospital now. After 5 min I will transfer in surgery room. Doctor told me I will be dying, if I stop receiving your love

Don’t give our love password anybody. Because our love password is I LOVE YOU. If you say anybody, he will hack you from me.

Love is just like life. It is not always easy. Does not always bring happiness. Sometimes it gives deep sorrow.

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LOVELY LOVE SMS

Love me but never leave me. Kiss me but never miss me. Hit me but never hate me. Remember me but never forget me.

Love means understanding never agreement. It means forgiveness never forgetting. It means the memories last even if contact is lost.

For every day I miss U. For every hour I need U. For every minute I feel U. For every second I want U. Forever I love U.

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SWEET LOVE SMS

Lives rely on Love. Loves rely on trust. Trusts rely on heart. Hearts rely only on you

Love is like is a stapler pin. It is easy to attach but hard to detach. It creates a bond with 2 hearts. It increase trust to person.

Sprite is sprite. Love is Sharp. If you fall so deep you will be blind

Roses are red. Red is blood. Blood for hearts. Heart Only for you. And you are only for me.

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FUNNY ROMANTIC LOVE SMS

Gang of blood eater broke a bank, but instead of cash they find  bottles of chilled red wine... happily they drink and left next day headline *** Braking News *** "Blood Bank Robbed"

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poppy in my eye,  I don't worry I don't cry,  I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

Nurse To Patient With Bleeding Head- Ur Name Patient- Santa Nurse- Birth Date Patient- 28/Feb/88 Nurse- Married Patient- No, Car Accident..

Girl friend is a "CHIPS" very tasty.. Lover is a "PIZZA"  very hot and spicy.. But Wife is a "KHICHURI"  good 4 health but no taste...

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SUPER FUNNY LOVE SMS

*** Romance Calculation *** Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Doting Woman = Affair Booby Man + Smart Woman = Marriage Booby Man + Doting Woman = Pregnancy

I have lots of jokes in my memory, But I can’t send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I’m sending you just 1 joke . . . “You are so beautiful” That’s why I love u.

ALLAH made us body parts for a reason. Eyes: 2 look at u Hands: 2 pray for u Fingers: 2 touch u Mind: 2 remember you Heart: 2 miss you and… Legs: 2 kick you if u ever forget me!!

Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:- because after some days I will lose u

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FUNNY LOVE SMS

Somewhere I Heard.
Life is Beautiful.
But Early Soon I understand.
Lots of Conditions Apply for beautiful life.

Man: Is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: Get married
man: Will it help?
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts.

There are 3 lights to save the earth from the darkness.
1st: sunlight
2nd: moonlight
3rd: you
My sweet friend tube light.
Ok cool darling.

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FEELINGS OF LOVE

Some people look for a proper person to love.

But, they don't understand that a person becomes proper when they begin to love them.
Thanks for making me lovable, oh dear love of mine.

I want U because I miss U.
I miss U  because I need U.
I need U because I love U.

I love U because I feel U.

You're my drug; and I am addicted to you.

You’re my life and I am your heart.

You’re my breath and I am your Oxygen.

You’re my blood and I am your cell.

When I see you, I miss your smile;
When I see your smile, I miss your touch.
When you touch me, I want your kiss.
Oh My God! I'm just crazy about you!

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ROMANTIC LOVE SMS

If 100 moments of happiness u have.

If 100 moments of happiness u have.

One of them is the result of my prayers.

If four eyes are watching you with love.

Two of them are my eyes.

If no cares u then it means that I am not in this world.

Here is little hug for you to make you smile.

Here is a little hug for you to make you smile when you are blue.

To make you happy if you are sad.

To let you know life aren't so bad.

Close your eyes relax your body.

Close your eyes relax your body.

And stop breathing as long as you can.

Now breathe …… I miss you as much u missed the air.

If a smile could be a rain drop.

If a smile could be a rain drop.

I would wish that it keeps raining throughout your life.

So that there may be no place for tears in your life.

The smallest word is I.

The smallest word is I.

The sweetest word is Love.

The dearest person in the world is you.

That why I love you.

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LOVELY LOVE SMS

            

            

          


Without love my life fall in
Sad day
Moan day
Tear day
Waste day
Thirst day
Fight day

Shatter day
So everyday love me.

            







The world always move
Time always fly
Wave always flow
God’s creative always die
But our relation will never die

           



There r 12 Months in a year.
4 weeks in a month.
7 days in a week.
24 hours in a day.
60 seconds in a min

 I feel u.

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SWEAT LOVE SMS

You have to be a good runner because you always running in my mind.

You have to be a good thief because you have stolen my heart.

But I am always a bad shooter because I always miss you.

 

If you delete this message that because you love me.

If you save it that’s you desire me.

If you ignore it that’s because you miss me.

So what you gonna do with it.

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ROMANTIC LOVE SMS

If ten people care you.

One of them is me.

If one person live with you.

That would be me again.

If no cares for you that means I am not in this world.

When times come for you to give your heart to someone.

Make sure U select someone who will never break ur heart.

Because broken hearts has never spare parts.

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ROMANTIC LOVE SMS

Hope will die when you stop believing.

And love ends when you stop caring

So everybody dream, hope and loves.

Makes life Beautiful

Time is always flying.

But our love will never die

Tide will end.

But our love never ends.

Keep in touch and remember me.

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ROMANTIC LOVE SMS

I don’t know what is love?

I don’t know what is emotion?

I don’t know what is feeling?

But I know who you are.

You are part of my heart.

When I feel you

I cannot do anything.

When you feel me

I can understand.

So love me and love me.

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