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Give me lots of
money.
Give me a well job
and lots of girl.
God replied: Your
wish is fulfilled.
He becomes a ladies
hostel bearer.
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Husband sent a text
to his wife at night.
Hi I will get late,
please try and wash all my dirty clothes.
And makes sure you
prepare my favorite dish before I return.
He sent another
text.
And I forget to
tell you that I got an increase in my salary.
At the end of the
month I am getting you a new car.
Husband replied: No
I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.
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Father: I want you
will marry with my choice.
Son: NO
Father: The girl is
Bill Gate’s daughter.
Father goes to Bill
Gets.
Father: I want your
daughter to marry for my son.
Bill Gets: Never.
Father: He is CEO
of World Bank.
Bill Gets: I agree.
Father goes to
World Bank.
Father: Appointment
my son as the CEO of the Bank.
President: No.
Father: He is the
son-in-law of Bill Gaets.
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