Wednesday, January 30, 2013

FUNNY ROMANTIC LOVE SMS




Gang of blood eater broke a bank, but instead of cash they find 
bottles of chilled red wine...
happily they drink and left
next day headline

*** Braking News ***

"Blood Bank Robbed"


I don't cry, 
I'm just happy that cows can't fly!


Nurse To Patient With Bleeding Head- Ur Name
Patient- Santa
Nurse- Birth Date
Patient- 28/Feb/88
Nurse- Married
Patient- No, Car Accident
..



Girl friend is a "CHIPS" very tasty..
Lover is a "PIZZA" 
very hot and spicy..
But
Wife is a "KHICHURI" 
good 4 health but no taste...



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