Wednesday, January 30, 2013

SUPER FUNNY LOVE SMS




*** Romance Calculation ***
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Doting Woman = Affair
Booby Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Booby Man + Doting Woman = Pregnancy


I have lots of jokes in my memory,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful
That’s why I love u.


ALLAH made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: 2 look at u
Hands: 2 pray for u
Fingers: 2 touch u
Mind: 2 remember you
Heart: 2 miss you
and…
Legs: 2 kick you if u ever forget me!!


Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because after some days I will lose u


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